Photos Kate Middleton Wishes Didn’t Exist


Let’s face it we all (or at least most of us) love Kate. She’s a lovable person and would make a great queen. But so what if she’s a multi-million-dollar heiress to the throne? These photos only exist to reassure you everyone has a bad day.

Great Dress

Wherever she’s going, that party had to be off the hook. A better choice of dress next time, maybe? Or not. Either way.


 Yellow vs the wind

Physics can be so damn cruel at times. Can’t someone invent a dress that doesn’t float up in the wind. (I’m looking at you Bernoulli.)


She’s at it again

Mother Nature doesn’t seem to care that she’s royalty, and Harry’s hand doesn’t help much, either.


It’s not what it looks like

Before you say anything, this is not what it may look like at first. It really isn’t. Or is it?


Again, not what it looks like

What the hell did she see?? We may never know, but one thing’s for sure. It was huge!! (Trump voice here).


Laina (with a twist)

She’s doing the Overly Attached Girlfriend meme 10 years before we discovered it. The whole time, it was a stolen meme. #smh.


A bit late, I guess

It’s not OK to judge. Kate was just a late bloomer, period. (No pun intended).


Or was she?

Huh. What do you know? So she wasn’t a late bloomer after all. I guess she didn’t bloom at all.

White this time

Yellow or white. The physics laws are meant to be broken!

NEW DELHI, INDIA - APRIL 11: Prince William; Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge visit India Gate Memorial on April 11, 2016 in New Delhi, India. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)

Again with yellow

So the wind really doesn’t like Kate, huh? Maybe it’s the dress. Too yellow perhaps?


Is that Miley Ci…

Never mind. My bad.


The smile

Most people like to have their pictures taken, but that smile doesn’t look too happy. It’s not easy being Duchess.


How to eat a sandwich

I don’t think there is a technique to eating a sandwich, but if there was one, I really doubt it would be this one. Chew with your teeth, not your lips.


Sweet lips!

A nail biting finish to something? Or her lips are just like that.


She saw it again

The same look! What the hell does she keep seeing??


Ill intent

No, Kate. Any further and it is indecent exposure.


Take Care

She was extra careful this time around. Great dress though.


Just an ordinary day

So I was wrong then. It wasn’t the yellow dress or the planes, neither was she careful. The wind really loves her.


Pay attention

His turn to look. Her face – ‘Hey, I’m right here.’


Wrong again

Ah, the things clothes can hide. She did bloom! Looks like I was wrong (again).